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Broken-hearted
Treats to Cheer the Broken-hearted
by Taryn
Long about the first week
of January, just as the light is finally peeking through our post-holiday
blues, the stores begin to stock their shelves with all manner of
love-themed trinkets and goodies. For some, seeing rows upon rows
of heart-shaped boxes of chocolates is cause for celebration, but
for others, the sight of a single conversation heart can destroy
a perfectly good appetite. And we just can't let that happen. Eating
is definitely more fun than moping!
So this year, instead of decorating
the same old heart-shaped sugar cookies in perky pinks and bright
reds, we're going to express how we really feel. We're going to
whip up a batch of broken hearts, the likes of which have never
been seen, and decorate them in true unrequited-love style. (And
appropriately, since we're feeling more sour than sweet, this sugar
cookie recipe calls for sour cream.)
Sour
Cream Sugar Cookies
1 cup sour cream
2 cups sugar
1 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
5 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
With an electric mixer, blend the sugar,
shortening, eggs, and vanilla in a large bowl. In a separate bowl,
combine the flour, baking soda, and baking powder. Then, slowly
add the dry ingredients to the large bowl until well blended. Refrigerate
to chill overnight.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees and cover
an area with wax paper to roll out the dough. Dust the wax paper
with a tablespoon of flour to prevent sticking. Working with a quarter
of the chilled dough at a time, flatten slightly with hands and
then roll out to approximately 1/4 inch thickness. Cut with assorted
Valentine's Day cookie cutters and bake cookies for 5 to 10 minutes--depending
on size, until bottoms are lightly browned. Cool on baking sheet
and remove to foil or wax paper.
Broken-heart Variation: To make broken
hearts, cut dough with heart-shaped cookie cutter and then using
a knife, cut a lightning-shaped zigzag from the dough and then bake.
Icing
1/2 stick butter
1/4 cup milk
1 tsp vanilla
2-3 cups powdered sugar
food coloring
various decorations, such as sprinkles,
conversation hearts, and dragees
Melt butter in a saucepan with milk
and vanilla, being careful not to scorch it. Remove to a medium-sized
mixing bowl and slowly add powdered sugar. Start with 2 cups of
sugar and increase as needed. When icing reaches a workable but
still drippy consistency, divide into smaller bowls and add food
coloring.
Now, use your creativity to decorate
however you like. Here are some tips:
Paint brushes: Frosting sugar
cookies is an artistic venture--so try applying the frosting with
paint brushes for maximum control. Cheap kiddie watercolor brushes
work great. If your frosting is a bit too thick, just add a touch
of water to thin it up.
Colored sugar crystals: To imbed
these in the cookie, apply them before you put them in the oven
to bake. (Otherwise, add sugar, sprinkles, conversation hearts
and other decorations to wet frosting for best adhesion.)
Marbleizing: Paint a cookie with
one color and before it dries, add stripes with another. Then
drag toothpicks across in the opposite direction to create the
marble effect.
Share the love: After the frosting
has dried, you may want to make up some gift-bags for your nearest
and dearest. Place a few cookies and conversation hearts in a
zipped sandwich bag and close. Wrap with red film from the craft
store, tie with a bow and decorate with stickers. See? Now you
feel much better.

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If you're searching for dragees,
the BB-like decorations that add that "bedazzled" appeal, you may
have to go to a specialty cake-decorating store. It seems that some
years ago, they were declared non-edible by the FDA
due to minute quantities of heavy metal, such as silver.
They are non-toxic, but are labeled "for decoration only" in the
US. (Then again, this knowledge could be useful--these deceptive
confections could add just the right touch to the cookies you happen
to be giving to that not-so-special someone
Pile em on!)
Note: Craftygal
does not endorse dragee abuse. Please decorate responsibly.--eds
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